rite!! first off!! you want a private jet(in black) with naked ladys onboard!!,when your working on site tell them you need a rite hand man with you at all times and that it has to b an albeino midget!!,your villa shall need to av a gym,swimming pool,sauna,nite club with pole danceing,ten pin bowling and a mc donalds!!!! rite wages!! tel um you only work for cash and you wana be paid on a daily basis!! i would say demand........ 500nicker per day! that shoud cover your prostitute bill! rite motor!.. your company needs to be a bently!!! old or new it doesnt matter just as long as its in army green!! and to finalise the deal tell um you only work when its raining kuz ur british!!!!!! if you follow my advice my fello brother u should av a cracking chance of getn the job!!!! if not they aint worth working for!!!!!! good luck...and god save the queen!!!