Whats the best phrase or saying you have heard ...

[jakdan]

welcome lasereye

 

[eddiegray]

You could ney put a nut in a monkeys mooth

 

[Karlj711]

Son. I've been doing this since before you were a nudge in your dads undies. Now fook off & take your daft ideas to someone who actually give a Shiite!

 

[jakdan]

Here's my phone, ring someone that actually gives a fukc

 

[marra watson]

brickie that lifts a bit hight ill get a nose blead putting first 3 courses on that ... ******* brickys wont bend down wont streatch, only thing the'll streatch is there ******* dinner break
also good to insult lazy laboures you like a bricky wont bend or streatch

 

[THE PIKEY]

u want ten bob u can phone sum c.unt who gives a f.uck lol

 

[chris.o.]

its not a watch you need its fooking a calender

 

[frederik]

You cant put lipstick on a pig.

 

[lasereye]

you met your lass on a shutdown didnt ya....

 

[frederik]

Yaaa mate. Still makin bacon,with or without lippie.

 

[thelayherking]

aint makin swiss clocks are we