There are
conmen everywhere chaps....... and marketing is seldom
Free......but perhaps a little ingenuity would help......
Paint all your tubes
Shocking Pink and produce a signboard with a
Rainbow Design..........
Contact your local Newspaper and tell them that you are a Metrosexual Scaffolding Company that encourages
diversity......
A Scaffolding First????.....get all your Scaffs to wear tight leather shorts and grow a Village People moustache for the pics on your giveaway calendar...........
You
WILL get publicity............the only thing worse than bad publicity is
NO publicity.........Know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink........
You can obviously see where this is going, but you must stress that you always give a satisfactory erection and can get it up very quickly, if necessary........of course.
On the other hand you could announce that you have employed the first
Lady Scaffolder in your neck of the woods.....(enter Sexy pic of gorgeous Model wearing Spanners and Harness etc, but rest kept to minimum) and you are on to a winner........ I can arrange your Lady Scaff, if needed....... tools are extra!
First and foremost, of course, your Scaffolding should be your own best advertisement.....
it must be Good.........
If you need further help contact me for customised artwork
(not Free)
and if you have a secretary, I will interview her to instruct her on her telephone answering technique............and preferred office attire.....(
Free)....