Scaffold Yard Rules (1 Viewer)

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I need some help on posting rules for the Scaffold Yard on a sign
 
I need some help on posting rules for the Scaffold Yard on a sign

1) No Parking In Front Of These Gates.

2) No Access To Public.

3) Forklift Trucks In Operation.

4) Hard Hat Area(blah blah blah)

5) THE GAFFER IS ALWAY'S RIGHT(even when he has obviously no clue what he is talking about)
 
6) No Pikeys
7) No desperate salesmen
8) No urinating on the materials (thats the cats job)
 
9) Beware of the 'Great Big Nasty F%*king' Dog
10) No money is kept on the premises (Don't earn enough!!)
11) No smoking unless in designated area (This does not mean the wagon cab)
 
Yard Basic Training


1. If you open it , CLOSE IT !

2. If you turn it on , TURN IT OFF!

3. If you unlock it , LOCK IT!

4. If you break it , REPAIR IT!

5. If you can’t fix it , CALL IN SOMEONE WHO CAN!

6. If you borrow it , RETURN IT!

7. If you use it , TAKE CARE OF IT!

8. If you make a mess , CLEAN IT UP!

9. If you move it , PUT IT BACK!

10. If it belongs to someone else , GET PERMISSION TO USE IT!

11. If you don’t know how to operate it , LEAVE IT ALONE!

12. If it doesn’t concern you , DON’T MESS WITH IT!
 
Nice one Hatterscaff, I might use that one.:D
 
15. If there f***ing seized, service them.
 
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No borrowing gear to do a job on "Nans house"
Then taking four wagon loads!
 
If you see a lonely sole in this yard and he's doing fukc all,Please feel free to come in and kick him.
 
work hard to day millions on benfits rely on you. god help those who help them selfs god help those caught helping them selfs
 
18. Stack brick-guards correctly at all times, instead of dumping them in a heap.
19. Beware of randomly scattered dog turds on the ground.
20. Yard gates close after 12pm on a Friday - Dont arrive later.

:laugh:
 
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