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    Default Scaffold Yard Rules

    I need some help on posting rules for the Scaffold Yard on a sign

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdk1967 View Post
    I need some help on posting rules for the Scaffold Yard on a sign
    What sort of help mate?
    Cientos aplicados, seis fue elegido!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdk1967 View Post
    I need some help on posting rules for the Scaffold Yard on a sign
    1) No Parking In Front Of These Gates.

    2) No Access To Public.

    3) Forklift Trucks In Operation.

    4) Hard Hat Area(blah blah blah)

    5) THE GAFFER IS ALWAY'S RIGHT(even when he has obviously no clue what he is talking about)

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    6) No Pikeys
    7) No desperate salesmen
    8) No urinating on the materials (thats the cats job)

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    9) Beware of the 'Great Big Nasty F%*king' Dog
    10) No money is kept on the premises (Don't earn enough!!)
    11) No smoking unless in designated area (This does not mean the wagon cab)

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    Yard Basic Training


    1. If you open it , CLOSE IT !

    2. If you turn it on , TURN IT OFF!

    3. If you unlock it , LOCK IT!

    4. If you break it , REPAIR IT!

    5. If you can’t fix it , CALL IN SOMEONE WHO CAN!

    6. If you borrow it , RETURN IT!

    7. If you use it , TAKE CARE OF IT!

    8. If you make a mess , CLEAN IT UP!

    9. If you move it , PUT IT BACK!

    10. If it belongs to someone else , GET PERMISSION TO USE IT!

    11. If you don’t know how to operate it , LEAVE IT ALONE!

    12. If it doesn’t concern you , DON’T MESS WITH IT!
    If you want to succeed

    You must never give up

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    Nice one Hatterscaff, I might use that one.

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    13. If its not broke, dont try and fix it, ( sorry to put the dampers on that one).
    Treat life like a dog: If you can't eat it, play with it, or hump it, p1$$ on it and walk away!

    http://www.thesccr.org/ join us lads, for our future.

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    14. No going for a dump when the wagon needs turning around.

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    15. If there f***ing seized, service them.
    Last edited by brandy; 5th November 2010 at 09:03 PM. Reason: wrong number

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