I tell you what lads, if we keep this up, we can put Hercule Poirot and Jessica Fletcher out of business!!
My Final roll of the dice=
Jobs been based out as instructed by the client, and after review the photographic evidence a number of times i have deduced that the standard has, at some point been undermined. I reach my conclusion based on the loose looking nature of the ground under foot, which points towards the fact that the ground has been disturbed. This situation arose due to the fact that the contractor is very lax in his pursuit of a safe site, is also very stringent with the his control of site expenditure and has very inadequate planning skills. Following the erection and scaffold structure and subsequent full accompanied walk round and scaffold handover (cough, cough), the incompetent site aficionado has been made aware that there has been a blockage in the site effluent system, which has been located to an area within the boundaries of the property. With out a second thought, he instructs the site's earth management team to commence and immediate evacuation of the earth located above the subterranean pipe network. When the crack squad of high skilled shovel welding operatives arrive at the scene, they discover the aperture will have to be located under the corner standard. After acquiring an Oxy acetylene cutting implement, which had to have been used due to the rough looking cut on the bottom of the tube and inability to insert the tube correctly on to the base plate, they proceed dismember the unfortunate scaffold tube and complete there works. Following an accidental site inspection by the site agent, the horrific wounding was discovered and in his panic, and persuaded by his natural instinct of self preservation, he builds the hideous supportive structure from surplus building m,materials that were in the vicinity, with the results clearly evident in the photos. So to surmise, if culprit is the site agent, in the back garden with the building materials!! Dum Dum derrrrrrrr
Or for the nosey fcking brickies who can't converse on the scaffolders level.
After i've had another sken at the piccies, i reckon some dck heads dug a hole under the job and cut the tube with a gas axe, nob head site agent finally turns Bangkok chick boys off his laptop and sneaks out for a sneaky fag where no one can see him, and see's the standard cut out, so has a panic, cause his boss is on site with client and he'll sack the site agent cause he's a useless cnt and can't organise a pis up in a brewery, and cause he can't call the scaffs out cause he'll get pulled on the V.O when it goes to the office, and builds the thing in the pictures with the sht that the scruffy fckin brickies have left lying about.
