Scaffolders DSG - Heathrow

Secret Army Soldiers are mainly ex Sally Army trombone players from deepest darkest skegness, i was fortunate enough to serve in 69 SAS which was the condiments and cold beverage unit, i could halo drop a mocha choca latte anywhere on the planet.....Who Dares Pastries

Does this mean in scotland they have taigmen? And here's me thinking it was just the accent!