Getting a new cisrs card (1 Viewer)

andyf8686

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Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my Advanced Card, and still cannot
Believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and
Telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them
Back in 1977, and yet, the CISRS is still asking me where I was
Bloody born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date has not changed from when you sent my last CISRS Advanced Card and it is was on my Trainee card / Basic card and everything else I've filed,
For the past 20 years.

I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of this ********!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my ******* address !!!!

What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal *********
Workin there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I
Don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just want to work and pay my taxes.!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the poxy
City to get another ******* copy of my Health & Safety Touch Screen Test, to the tune of
£28 Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
Spot to assist in the issuance of a New Advanced Card the same day??
Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe makes sense.

You'd rather have us running all over the fuckin'
Place like chickens with our heads cut off, then have to find some ******** to
Confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one
Where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fuckin' morons) Hey, do you know why
We couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off!

Signed

An Irate Scaffolder

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture
And getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
Has been in this country since 1776 ........

However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, ..........
Someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ******* PAKISTAN !

Sincerely, :toung::toung:
 
Good rant but youre obviously a white settler if you've only been here since 1776, where were you when we were starving?:laugh:
 
Bureaucratic nonsense, it's a nightmare whenever you have to renew anything now a days in case we are all shoe bombers.
 
Traveled all the way from the Uk to Abu Dhabi and never had to take my shoe's of one went to check in for chopper offshore "sir can you take you shoe's of and put them in the scanner" what a joke
 
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