After the enjoyable "Is it true" thread I was thinking of another based on rhyming slang a sort of scaffs theosaurus , and in particular what sort of words scaffs would come out with. I was impressed with Scaffy's Ricky and bianca one liner got any more ? I have heard such pearls as
1,Persian rugs or persians .............Drugs ,standard issue with all young scaffs
2-Easy Rider............Cider, The drink of choice when seeking oblivion.
3-Uri Gella...........Stella, the drink of choice when bashing up the "trouble and strife"
4,Ayrton senna............£10 ,the price of a wrap of wizz (see persians)
5,Deep sea diver or Lady Gadiva.............£5.00 1/2 a wrap of wizz
6,3 Blind mice .............Rice ,often brought in the chinky after a night on the Uri's
7,Kitchen sink..............Chinese person, preparer of 3 blind mice.
8,Trouble and strife.....The wife,most scaffs will get through a couple of these.
9, the dustbin's ............kids (dustbin lids) constant drain on your "sausage and mash"
10,Sausage and Mash............Cash, what the trouble and dustbins want constantly.
11,Rifle range...............Change,whats left after the above have rinsed you.
12,Bread and butter...............Cutter,petrol type lost and sold for £50 in the "Battle cruiser"
Just add em on the bottom lads (and Michelle).
1,Persian rugs or persians .............Drugs ,standard issue with all young scaffs
2-Easy Rider............Cider, The drink of choice when seeking oblivion.
3-Uri Gella...........Stella, the drink of choice when bashing up the "trouble and strife"
4,Ayrton senna............£10 ,the price of a wrap of wizz (see persians)
5,Deep sea diver or Lady Gadiva.............£5.00 1/2 a wrap of wizz
6,3 Blind mice .............Rice ,often brought in the chinky after a night on the Uri's
7,Kitchen sink..............Chinese person, preparer of 3 blind mice.
8,Trouble and strife.....The wife,most scaffs will get through a couple of these.
9, the dustbin's ............kids (dustbin lids) constant drain on your "sausage and mash"
10,Sausage and Mash............Cash, what the trouble and dustbins want constantly.
11,Rifle range...............Change,whats left after the above have rinsed you.
12,Bread and butter...............Cutter,petrol type lost and sold for £50 in the "Battle cruiser"
Just add em on the bottom lads (and Michelle).
