CAPES Offshore Scaffolder - Advanced Number of Positions: 104

C'mon lads those of us that have been offshore will be well aware that there are some cracking scaffs out there that know the platforms inside out and every task associated but then again there are some right fuckin muppets out there also that are utter coc.ksuckers that can barely turn a spanner. Anyone agree? Yeah u get the odd 1 trip wonder but everyone deserves a crack at the whip. Bet there are some very experienced industrial scaffs on this forum that would cut the mustard no probs :evil: anyway lads on the upside there's quite a lot happening in the Dutch sector due to start in April, (its not cape btw) he pay may not be quite as good nor the meals an the gears horrible but it's a foot in the door for those looking for some experience, I will post contact details on forum when I get confirmation. They love hard working Brits an will give offshore virgins a chance. Keep the chin up lads ul get ur day :nuts:

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TEESSIDE SCAFFOLDER said:
its all over facebook wall CAPES

AND THERE WEBSITE ASWELL

I KNOW THAT 200 PLUS OF US TEESSIDE LADS HAVE APPLY TODAY.

THAT WORK OFFSHORE ARE IN FIRST

AND THE MAIN NEW OFFSHORE MAN IS A TEESSIDE MAN.
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Can I use your address on my CV Teesside? :laugh: defo's smoggy's an maccams preffered some good scaffs from down that way 2 be fair
 
Havespannerwilltravel said:
I am from Middlesborough and want to work offshore. However I would get bored working only 2 weeks a month. Theres nowt much work onshore to be had during my field break so does anyone know if its possible to do 14 days on one platform for one company then fly back to the beach and then do another 14 days on another platform for another company? I would only need one day off so I could get back home to sign on and shag wor lass.
Any advice appreciated.
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But that won't leave you any time to buy a round in the spiders web ,,,Doh !! That's right your from the Boro , yous don't buy rounds in there .. Just leave that to us stingy Jocks !!!
 
Big chunky Charlie, it's on their website mate, chances are if you've just been let go you will be one of the first to get a call.

Jason, throw on your cv you've done some rig jobs in holland and Africa. Usually gets your foot in the door.
 
For all you aspiring North Sea Tigers on here ,who are for ever asking about jobs offshore ,this is a good chance to get a start .
Get those CVs in
 
Jmo1873 said:
Big chunky Charlie, it's on their website mate, chances are if you've just been let go you will be one of the first to get a call.

Jason, throw on your cv you've done some rig jobs in holland and Africa. Usually gets your foot in the door.
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Not sure about the UK but in many countries embellishing or lying on a CV is taken very seriously.
 
Fraud act 2006 there are well documented cases of people receiving prison sentences for CV fraud ,one guy got 12 weeks for lying to the NHS
 
I think saying you did a couple of weeks work for an agency in Holland and telling somebody you're a brain surgeon are two totally different things lol
 
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