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    What's your best banter to shut people up

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    Shut it you spoon.

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    listen

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    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
    et dux fluit dux
    if you want Square work DONT cut corners

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    Quote Originally Posted by happyhugenoet View Post
    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

    Haps from your neck of the woods Id have thought stitch that yer c**t ye.


    Don't take life Seriously -Its not Permanent.

    Leones ducti asinis.

    YOLO

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    my Da probably used that one
    I preffer" don't bring a knife to a Gun Fight" a sign of the ties sadly.
    coming from Yorkshire Stella the best way to shut someone up would be "its your round"
    et dux fluit dux
    if you want Square work DONT cut corners

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    This is a spanner, not a f..king wand!

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    shut the f**k up you 2 bob c**t
    Last edited by SF Admin; 29th August 2017 at 09:54 AM.
    #scafflivesmatter

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    You wood butchers call yourselves joiners? You couldnt join the f..ki.g brownies!

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    Be patient or become one (this one is not just for banter use )

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